NC State Rugby Team |
ALL-NEW |
Brief Bio Name: Lindsey B. Cardi Age: She'll NEVER tell...wait, no thats her weight, nevermind! Weight: Still won't tell Hobbies: Lets just face it guys, if she had halfway decent hobbies she wouldn't be this desperate looking for a guy, now would she?! "Attributes": 34-22-34 Don't let the pictures fool you, she is NOT as flat as she looks...and yes, she does have an ass. (Relate to Pic #3 for reference) Turn-ons: Men with BIG feet (if ya don't wear at least a 12, stay the fuck away), and...hmm? yep, that just about wraps it up...BIG feet. Turn-offs: And we are again gonna relate to the whole desperate, single thing, cause her standards have been shot to hell, but we'll make some up anyways just for fun... 1) Never had impure thoughts and/or engaged in sexual congress with the family goat ...sorry State boys, that narrows you out (the family chicken, however, is acceptable). 2) ARE NOT CANADIAN!!! 3) The name BRIAN!!!...thats a BIG one fellas. |
Brief Bio |
ALL-NEW ONLINE GET-A-DATE SERVICE |
1st (and ONLY) Contestant: LINDSEY |
So...WHO'S UP FOR A LI'L ONLINE DATING? |
So...WHO'S UP FOR A LI'L ONLINE DATING?! |
GENTLEMEN... Let the Bidding BEGIN!!! |
Scott is a Pussy |
WELCOME. |
NEW BLACKMAIL PICS |
Of BLACKMAIL |
Welcome to my BLACKmail Picture Page :) |
Here you'll find some pics of me and my buds being US! |
This right here is Mark downing a shot ofvodka prior to chugging the the half- gallon b/c he lost his damn shot glass. |
This is Nat, whos already pretty wasted, laughing for God knows what reason. |
And here's a beautiful snap-shot close-up of the lovely Natalie completely wasted. Don't let the picture fool you, shes alot dumber than she looks (just picking nat). |
And here are my FAVORITE pictures, and I hope its yours too. |
Nuthin's better than watching a bunch of drunk people, Mark and Nat, act stupid in front of the camera... |
...And here's Markus trying to take advantage of a drunk girl (notice how she ain't conplaining)... |
...Mark is a true mack daddy. Pimp, Markus, Pimp. For all of you retards out there, this is Mark catching a fill on Nat. GO MARK, GO MARK, GO MARK, GO MARK!!! |
"I claim this land in the name of Andrew!" "No, no...in the name of Mark!" "In the name of Andrew!" "Mark!" "Andrew!" "Mark!" "Andrew..." |
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NEW BLACKMAIL PICS |
Here's a drunk Matt showing how much he really cares about Meredith... |
...Here's Meredith showing how much she really cares about Matt. |
This one is just way to easy to crack on so I'm just gonna leave it alone. |
MasterShot |
MasterShot |
...BallPark Franks... ...$5 Dollars |
...A twig... ...$0 Dollars |
...Watching an incredibly hot girl shove a hot dog in her mouth... ...PRICELESS |
Just one word can describe this......DAMN!!! |
By the way, the one feeling herself is Corinna. Shes enjoys long walks on beach, goat wrestling, getting drunk (only takes two of anything) and men with big feet and hands. And shes a capricorn. |
WELCOME to the "Scott is a Pussy" Section A section dedicated to the fact that, indeed, Scott is a pussy. |
PIC 1: Scott being a pussy! |
Meredith's Ass... ...Shamu... ...Seperated at Birth?! |
For the ALL-NEW ONLINE GET-A-DATE SERVICE ...scroll to bottom |
GENTLEMEN... Let the Bidding BEGIN!!! |
1st (and ONLY) Contestant: LINDSEY |
DISCLAIMER: For all yall pathetic INTERNET GEEKS out there, who are looking for your true love via keyboard and Star Trek mouse...this is just a JOKE...as in ha ha, not serious. |
P.S. A li'l extra added incentive for ya guys |
The ALL-NEW "Previous Boyfriends" Category: |
Close-up |
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Donkey -Something about his laugh. -Plentiful chest hair...and back hair...pretty much hair everywhere. -Convenient height |
Rorree -His Smile -Long romantic conversations on the beach -Yeah, I'm gonna stop bullshitting now...I know why she dated him, YOU know why she dated him, lets leave it at that. |
-Boy does she love her orgies...no, wait, SHIT, ignore what I just said. |
The 2000 and 2001 NC State Rugby Team (2001 Team not pictured) |